discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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