So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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