problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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