Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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