Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.