I need help removing her.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.