AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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