doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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