So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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