We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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