Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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