I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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