Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
