Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize