We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My vagina is very pro this idea
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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