toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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