pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
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Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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