Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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