what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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