is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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