If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I enjoy the company of your penis
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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