Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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