This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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