The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he was CRYING into my vagina
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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