Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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