just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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