You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Randomize
