real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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