Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I think people are normalizing furries
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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