sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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