you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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