I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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