WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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