I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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