Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Damn victory sex feels great
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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