yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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