I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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