She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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