VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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