Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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