playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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