Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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