i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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