Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
Randomize