Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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