like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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