I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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