im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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