the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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