Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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