Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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