Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I need to align my fucking chakras
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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