We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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