Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
of course. lets lasso hookers.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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